Archive - Not a Chef

Raw Marinated Salmon

It's like poke's older brother

Jun 10 •

Crispy Chicken Tacos

And not the kind that go limp in 3.7 seconds

Jun 7 •

Technically a sandwich, spiritually a power move

Jun 5 •

May 2025

Crying Tiger Steak

No actual tigers cried during this meal

May 29 •

Creamy Peanut Noodles

Silky, salty, slightly unhinged—like the best kind of weeknight dinner.

May 24 •

Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

Not fancy. Not healthy. Just undeniably right

May 17 •

Chinese Chicken Salad

And this one doesn't get wilted and gross after 5 minutes

May 13 •

Chicken Katsu Musubi

Portable. Crispy. Emotionally Fulfilling.

May 10 •

Hawaiian Plate Lunch

Three carbs, no questions

May 6 •

April 2025

Blackened Chicken Alfredo

It's not burnt, it’s flavor

Apr 26 •

Chipotle Caesar Crunchwrap

The secret menu item you wish Taco Bell had

Apr 22 •

Strawberries and Matcha Cream

A gentle flex in dessert form

Apr 19 •

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